NATTER: MAN....AND THEIR THOUGHTS ON WOMEN!

A colleague forwarded this on today (as you can see, we had plenty done at work...he!he!). I thought it was quite amusing, so I am putting it on my blog. I have to find one on women about man and marriage and post it on my blog to be fair to us women. We aren’t all that bad, are we????

Sacha Guitry:
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Hemant Joshi:
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates:
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Dumas:
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Sigmund Freud:
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Henny Youngman:
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison:
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

James Holt McGavran:
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

Patrick Murray:
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Nash:
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Henny Youngman:
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Milton Berle:
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous:
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.