NATTER: LESSONS IN LOGIC

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate.

But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!

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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect.....

So why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others....

Then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound...

People appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.....

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.

And when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow....

What you can put off today.

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'Your future depends on your dreams'....

So go to sleep!

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There should be a better way to start a day...

Than waking up every morning

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'Hard work never killed anybody'

But why take the risk?

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'Work fascinates me'......

I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know.

The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know.

So.. why learn???

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say!?