NATTER: WOMEN....AND THEIR THOUGHTS ON MEN!

As promised, and to be fair to the status quo, I found something on the web on what women think about men. See if you can associate with any of these thoughts!

Mae West:
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

Zsa Zsa Gabor:
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Gloria Steinem:
The surest way to be alone is to be married!

Ann Landers:
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Courtney Huston:
Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?

Catherine Aird:
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.

Rhonda Hansome:
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

The Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life:
Fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches.

Molly McGee:
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

Kimberly Broyles:
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Anne Bancroft:
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.

Lizz Winstead:
I think, therefore I’m single.

Adrienne Gusoff:
Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.

Zenna Schaffer:
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.

Rita Rudner:
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy:
I’ve had an exciting time. I married for love and got a little money along with it.

Jill Tweedie:
Always suspect any job men willingly vacate for women.

Kathy Lette:
Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Maryon Pearson:
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Zsa Zsa Gabor:
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.