Saturday, 25 October 2008


A friend sent this to me a couple of days ago and I was going to delete it from my e-mail but I thought I’d put it on my blog – not only because it is quite funny but also, I have actually come across such stupidity. I am sure you have too! So so sad.

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good Home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50'. The next day someone stole it.*

**They Walk Among Us!!**

One day I was walking down the beach when someone shouted,' Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and asked,'where??'*

**They Walk Among Us!!**

Conversation overhead in a cafeteria. One of patrons was telling her friend about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

**They Walk Among Us!!**

A patron walked into a butcher shop and asked the salesperson for half a kilogram of sirloin. She informed the patron that they only had 500 grams of sirloin left!

**They Walk Among Us!!**

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot...*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *

**They Walk Among Us!!**

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...*

**They Walk Among Us!!**

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,'Has your plane arrived yet?'...*

**They Walk Among Us!!**

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to take away. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.*

**Yep, They Walk Among Us, Too!!!!!!!! *


Pushpa said...

Thanks, I'm was on a sleep mode until your jokes jolted me. The weather is so hot and humid and the office is kind of quite. Still on diwali holiday. Thanks again.

VG said...

He! He! You're welcome.

It was hot and humid here yesterday and we thought we were going to get a storm but today, it plummeted down. Such you-yo weather at the moment

Hope you had a great Diwali. 'Talk' to you soon.