Friday, 29 May 2009

NATTER: THREE LADIES IN A SAUNA


THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. ‘I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM’.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY TECH INADEQUATE. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........’WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!’

4 comments:

Kitchen Flavours said...

That was hilarious.........

Can i ask you something where did you that that type of pics? Girl ones...

VG said...

Thank you Lubna.

With this picture, I just typed in 'women in sauna' in google images search bar and found it. What I usually do is type in the subject in google images and then add words such as 'gif' or 'clip art' at the end, eg 'women in sauna clip art'. Hope this helps and good luck.

ICook4Fun said...

ha ha...that was funny.

VG said...

Thank you Gert. BTW, got your e-mail and response should be in your inbox.